The Amazing Wong Show!!

Knock knock

Who's there?

It's Gilly.

My little croisant

Wish I had a mac

There I said it.

Gammy and rose

Messy Baby

My son the professional boxer.

Can I take this book in the car?

I have some homework to do.

I don't care too much for money

Cause money can't buy me love.

Little drummer boy

I love that song. I always thought it was bigger than Christmas. -Andy Bernard.

So if...

My mom spelled the word "chi" spelled "qi"



Does this "i" give me a "bitchy"?

Cause these haters aren't having it.

Rose Speak

Through tired tears:

I'm too tired to lay down.

People don't lay down when they're tired!

I Love Lucy

SPEEEDDD IT UP A LITTTLLLE!!

Dr Wong

Kyra has her doctorate in advanced coupon exploitation. She could feed a small villiage a thanksgiving dinner from Harry and David for under ten dollars.

The finished product

The Best Mom and One of the Best Two Grandmas in the World!

And Seconds...

We are rapidly becoming a two pizza family.

Gammy's Waffles

When we are at home, leo gets a drop of syrup on his waffles to help him feel included. We are not at home. Getting a man sized ration of syrup he ate his waffles like a man; in less than three minutes flat.

An Interview with Mary

In a Pit with a Lion on a Snowy Day

If you catch Leo in his comfort zone you would percieve him adventurous, even a daredevil. However both sand and snow have proven to be imobilizers for the young cub.

Leo, do you want to sled?

No.

Leo, are you cold?

Cold.

Does it hurt?

Hurt.

Do you want to go home?

Home.

Leo, are you gonna do nice?

Mmmmmm...no.

Shy Ronnie

Pull the mic away from your face.

This beat costs a lot of money.

Shy Ronnie.

Yess

Let's do this...

Mary and Buddha

So the other day Kyra told me she overheard Rose dialoging a conversation between a statue of Mary and Buddha in a display nativity at TJ Max:

Mary: Hey friend want to come over and play?
Buddha: Sure friend.

Peace on earth, good will towards men.

Jurassic

One of the top 10 books of all time. This thing retailed at forty and it was with every penny.

Christmas Two Thousand Nine

Just a Boy and his Train

You Know Your in Indiana When.

Tra-Di-tion!

I heard somebody say back in July this year that tradition is what we hold to when we aren't sure what else to do to make a certain time special: rites of passage, mourning, celebration, hoidays. Those words have held onto me up to present. I feel like we do need traditions to help us feel closure to certain times in our lives or to feel like we have celebrated someone in a worthy manner and thats okay, thats good, but when the tradition becomes more important than the event or person...well it just gets ugly.
P.G. this Christmas:
hold loosely to tradition
hold tightly to the ones I love
celebrate exactly what we are trying to celebrate

Comedy of Errors

Tonight Kyra and I got into a red Honda Pilot and only realized it wasn't ours because it was too clean.

Then, for the second time in our glorious marriage, I broke wind in another room and Kyra responded, yes honey?

Yesssss.

Rose Speak

"you know what goes really good with eggies daddy?: hot chocwate"

Why do I always feel like I'm being taken advantage of when kyras gone?