Dec 23, 2010

The Holidays

Detail Girl

The Santa Clause at Barnes and Noble had a real beard and was very kind and quiet which I think caught Rose's attention. He also had a "little gray spot in his beard" which is apparently NOT what the Santa at Mauldin house of lights had yesterday.

Thus Rose came to the conclusion that he "must be someone dressed up like him."

Watch out. Kid is a detective.



Dec 22, 2010





Love this.





Rose was here: Christmas edition




In case you were wondering the recipe for the sugar cookie in the foreground has green icing, green marshmallows, green icing again, Hershey kiss, green icing, pink icing topped with pink and green marshmallows.

Location:Riverbanks Ct,Greer,United States

Dec 19, 2010

Naming the poo

Leo's favorite past time is giving names to his 'poopies'.

He always asks first, "Daddy I need to go poo poo!"

"okay!"

"I need you to wipe me!"

I come into the room and he's touching his toes.

"I made a..."

(Ice cream cone, turtle, the great pyramid...) depending on the day

Today he has a diarrhea flu and found a new one...

"Syrup...!"

"and den I'm gonna make a pancake..."



If it is a string




Leo can't keep his hands off it. Especially if it an electric cord. Or a goody string. Attached to a hoody. That I'm wearing.

Baby bear's first Christmas




Leo: "No."
My entire family is sick as dogs this week yet I'm the only one who DIDN'T get the flu vaccine. Go figure.



Location:Flim flam flu

Dec 16, 2010

Elf




We never buy DVDs anymore since having kids. No time to watch them I guess. This year it struck me to buy elf however because it's kid friendly and it's the kind of DVD you can't get when you want to watch it.

Plus the kids love it! :)

Dec 11, 2010

Dear Santa...





Swiped No Swiping!




I wonder why all the candy canes left are on the TOP of the tree?

Revilo

I've always had an interesting relationship with my name. As a kid growing up in Albany New York - a place that a a pretty urban feel - my name stuck out like a sore thumb.

Max, Chad, Brad, Mike....

These were cool names. I probably would have been even worse off if I had come of age more centrally in the 80s as coolness was shifting from Charlie Sheen to Leonardo Dicaprio.

But let's face it, when your playing hoops with some kid names shaquan you don't want them shouting "Oliver pass me the rock". Too artsy and too European.

I've had a lot of people say they know or have dogs named Oliver. And have had a lot of folks give me interesting nick names that are usually derivatives of Ollie.

Ollie Ollie ovenfree, Oliver twist, Oscar (the grouch) odubya, odiznobbies, odub, olliebear, odies, Wong, O, Revilo etc.

My name actually means peace and has correlation to the meaning of my Chinese name. And I think it's fitting since thats an important value in my life.

But in the end I'm glad my name isn't brad. I like my name and all of the nick names that go along with it.


Dec 2, 2010

I swear machines have feelings. This coffee maker of ours hasn't worked consistently for the longest time. Then as soon as I'm talking switch hitter it's the prodigal son.



Just visit the Mac site a lot this month with your slow Dell. You'll be cruzin in no time.

Good Vibrations




The vibrator thing on and off my serviceless iPhone goes off non-stop...

Elf





Nov 29, 2010

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Have you ever found yourself in the middle of a marketing scheme to which you feel completely invincible? You feel like superman. That is me at hobby lobby.

There is virtually nothing I would bring myself to buy there. Indeed if I were given a gift card to HL I would give it to a homeless person.

I just wonder who is getting sucked in here and how could I be so different in taste from them?















If the projected heaven of individuals is portrayed by the goods and services people desire most do me and these people go to the same place in the afterlife?

As the kids on the Facebook say...smh....

Homesick

In my heart it's already December 22nd.




Nov 28, 2010

Publix

Just had a two minute argument with Leo over where we were buying groceries.

His argument?

We were in a STORE, (assumably not Publix.)

When I told him that we were finished and that we were going home he insisted that we go to Publix first.

I had to tell him in Publix that we weren't in Publix for him to stop.



Pie Fail





Nov 27, 2010

Kyras first

Report card









Christmas card






Bookmark



Boots and Baby Jesus





Thomas Jefferson and Twitter

Founding Fathers Twitter Comic

Decorations and Treasures

While rooting through our stuff looking for Christmas stuff we found 15 bananas! Which is worth three times any good story...



Also found this ridiculously cute pic from 2007...



You're welcome...

Trash Mags

One of the things that my mother (of all people) associates with relaxation is reading what she calls "trash mags". It's not unusual to find one of these packed in he beach bag or carry-ons.


This perspective has been integral in informing my paradoxical love hate relationships for soft tabloids. Upon picking up this issue I ruffled my brow sarcastically but a smaller man somewhere in my heart leapt to say

"OOH, Jake and Taylor!!"

An Early Gift

On the first day of Christmas my in-laws gave to me....


(before pic)

A NEW WASHER AND DRYER!!



We got the first set from a colleague at school. For 50 bucks he delivered it in his truck and hauled it up the steps of our first apartment.


It did us well for 3 years and was virtually free. RIP Kitchen Aid. Thanks for washing the kids sheets and putting up with my oversized loads. You did good soldiers.
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