Rose Speak

R: dada, if Santa lives so far away, how can he see us?

O: he watches us with a telescope.

R: oh. Dada, it's hard to be nice.

O: you mean when you're tired?

R: oh. I'm sorry I meant it's hard to be quiet in the library.

Roses first blog: proud moment

Rose

Location:Ie

If you want to be friends with Leo..

You have to know the lyrics to this song:

Oh… Oh…, Oh… ah
Go Diego Go
Deep inside the jungle where nature is running wild
Coming to the rescue is a very special child
Talking to the animals and swinging from a vine
This rough and tough adventurer is working all the time
Yo Viene Diego… Diego… Diego… Go, Diego, Go
Alicia’s on a mission we’re going for a ride
Diego is on the road with baby Jaguar on his side
Discovering together Yeah were always having fun
Helping out each other is good for everyone
And there goes Diego… Diego… Diego… Go, Diego, Go

Old Blogger Template

Almost had a heart attack trying to figure out how to get the old blogger template back. Needed that stretch feature for the massive picasa slideshow of course!

Summer 2010

Pizza party masquerade with Abe.

Notice how I grafted the outside of the pizza to cover the hole in the center. Classy!

Leo was in charge of the cheese grating.

I laughed out loud today when I remembered that when you bake with my mom she uses the phrase 'tisp' instead of teaspoon. Every time.

Velveeta

When you get married a lot of your pretensions and assumptions are revealed simply because your spouse has been raised to see things differently than you always have.

My wife is a considerate person so when she found out I didn't like Velveeta she forestalled judgement and tried to figure out why.

I just want to ask you as a blog reader: did you not grow up eating homemade pizza with velveeta on it?

It was like my memories spun around me like in the end of the movie Memento.

VELVEETA IS NOT FOR HOMEMADE PIZZA!

I'm proud to say that after a couple of counseling sessions I'm now back on my feet eating Velveeta like a semi-normal American.

JXI

This is for you kman!

You know you're old when...

I was in H&M the other day and "No Such Thing" came on the radio. I guess it felt good to actually know one of the songs that was playing.

Then I heard two teenage girls talking in the next isle. "Is this song by John Mayer?"

Location:Old Boiling Springs Rd,Greenville,United States