Gasman

I was reminded last night that a friend of mine once farted on a family road trip and his son almost instantly threw up on the back seat. Epic.

Jelly Fish and oyster

Ballots whale

Shark and sea horse

Drunk as a Fish

It cracks me up that kyra has no reference for how much liquor it takes to be drunk. Some one will have a beer and she'll be like you laughed a lot at that joke, are you gonna throw up?

Ants Party

Had fun at the Keyes house tonight. It made me laugh when we saw this taped outlet and found out it was a safety measure against an electrical fire cause by ant colonization.

According to Adam there are dozens living just below the surface. So many that when you flip the switch there will be a crackling noise accompanied by smoke, sparks, and lines of exiled ants.

Dream Machine

Had to root around in the attic to pull this badboy down. Haven't needed it for the last ten weeks.

Treaty of tordesillas

Rose wants to know if we can divide the board in half and agree not to 'put each other in time out'.

Phew...

Leo had 104 temp last night so we set the alarm to check on him. He felt a lot better today. :)

Something you prolly don't know about me is

That I've lost each of my toenails. At least once. I love how they always makes look tough even though you can't even feel them. This bad boy should be gone by labor day!

The eaters oath

Just realized that every time Leo eats a bite from his dinner he leaves his opposite hand in the air.

I promise to spill most of this on my shirt...

This could go on forever...

Art imitating life

Even though Leo doesn't understand how he ends up on the Internet he gets a kick out of seeing himself on okaywong.

Couch Fishing

Rose Speak

Like a good big sister Rose leaned over her brother who was diligently coloring his Elmo. "Great job Leo!" "Wow "






Then leaned back to her picture and scrunched her nose a little bit. Under her breath... "scribbles..."

The tech sheet.

Something just reminded me that when I was in middle school and high school I would often draw up a list on conversation pieces BEFORE I would call a girl on the phone.

For any girl that reads this before you get disgusted you must realize the alternative. Recall that adolescent boys are idiots. They aren't good at communicating to their buddies let alone a girl they are nervous to talk to. Would you expect the president to take on some highly sensitive diplomatic conversation without any notes?

There are LAYERS of perceived meanings when you walk into these things. As a boy you are just outmatched. You need to be prepared.

JGL

So I've been hearing a lot about this Joseph Gordon Levitt guy an how he's hot yada yada yada.

I need to add my two cents here and suggest to you that you are making a mistake by taking points from the personality category and without warrant shifting them to the looks category.

I say nay. Just because Santa Claus is a really nice guy doesn't mean you can say he's good looking.

Just consider it.

Como se llama oso?

I don't know. You don't usually name bears that are made out if play-doe. -R

Master Pee

All of the items in this wash load have been peed on. Today.  By Leo.

You're next...

:)

I'm gonna catch you dad!

Would you rather be rich or famous?

Liza: Famous

Adrienne: Rich

Mia: Rich...in the Lord :)

In the words of Dave Miller...

"Mama's going to sleep..."

they call me mellow yellow

Why pay for movies?

Blockbuster Express

Gateway 2000

Member Gateway 2000? Everyone threw a FIT over the cow box thing. Thinking back it was pretty sweet. They had a cool store with geeks the Mac store today. I'm pretty sure they all came with that really realistic jeopardy game where trebeck would talk and stuff.

It was like OMG the computer is talking bawawawa! I have to admit kyra and I rented it from he library after we got married and played it nonstop one weekend in a fit if nostalgia.

And macs if course were really lame. Our high school used them exclusively about the time they all turned teal.

Remember how they would only use Netscape navigator and floppy drives and couldn't convert word documents?

Booooooooo. Wish I could say I'm not a fair-weather techy fan, but I am.

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Leo

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Papas new phone: DROID (in robot voice)

A gentlemen's dinner: curry chicken

La vis en rose

Where's Leo?

Stegs were always my favorite dinosaurs

This is how you know gammy took him to go potty

My advice to single guys

Step 1. Find yourself a good Italian woman.



Step 2. Seduce her beyond resistance with heavy doses of this...



Boom. Done deal.