Wong!

I've developed a strange urge to answer the phone by saying, "WONG" the way I imagine a newspaper reporter would. This is a sentiment compliant with men are "busy" and "always trying to get to the bottom of things in a no nonsense sort of way."

"WONG"

Call me, maybe I'll do it.

Come to think of it, I've also been thrown off lately my men that will introduce themselves without saying "I am" before their name.

"Brian Johnson, pleased to meet you." Is that weird to you?